Sunday, April 24, 2011

On Guard

It might be wise to limit rights for the unborn. We can't trust them.

They're not even human half the time. They go through every step in our evolution before they even start to look halfway like us. First they're tadpoles. Then they meet an egg and become a like a little pac-man or something. I mean, they don't even have noses and mouths yet, just eyes - and you want them to have full rights? And what about that period just before birth when they turn ever so briefly into swordfish?

So go ahead and call me a bigot. I have my reasons.

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