Thursday, May 5, 2011

Circumcise Me

Circumcision is an ancient practice. It's easy enough to figure out why it is done. The Jews do it for hygiene. The Catholics do it for the pain.

Today I thought I'd offer some help to religious dog lovers who would like to bring their pet with them into heaven. You don't need a veterinarian to circumcise your dog. All you need is some ether, a pair of pliers, and a good sharp cutting instrument.

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