Majority Fools

So it's the day after a federal election and I'm going to be a conformist and write about the results. The Elks won. Now they have a majority. In Parliament, it's possible to rule without a majority of seats. It just takes a little co-operation from the opposition. That's the kind of government we've had here for the last four years or so. It's called a minority government. But I guess the voters out there were impressed enough with how the Elks have handled the economy. Our dollar is strong and taxes have improved. (I didn't vote, myself.) If the losing parties would like a little advice, they should try not holding back unpleasant facts about themselves from the public. That's only the kind of uptight behaviour we expect from the Elks, not from the Sasquatches or the Abominable Snowmen. Once you admit your flaws, you may be surprised to learn that the public believed far worse things about you all along. For instance, if you tell them you smoke tobacco, one of them might say, 'Oh, I thought you snorted crystal meth...'
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